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Heyy: I'm Danielle,20, from Birmingham, Studying in Bath ........................................................

''If clouds are blocking the sun, there will always be a silver lining that reminds me to keep on trying- Silver Linings Playbook''

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sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

(Source: megustamemes, via sarcastic-snowflake)

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

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smallwind:

2014 6/25 Jensen Ackles in Vancouver International Airport

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thequeenandthephoenix:

kiichu:

shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:

so i went on the american apparel site today

looking at the socks

and

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for reference

here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks

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seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??

headwear

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what

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THE FUCK IS THIS???

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????????

also BAGS AND WALLEtS???

male:

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female:

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????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????

"gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"

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ugly:

waaaanderlustttt:

lettingdownhair:

rhiannon42:

OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?

Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.

does he come with it

(Source: pietromaxmioffs, via thrills-chills-and-tuesdays-kill)

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

perfect pictures for an imperfect world

im glad this is exploding. it’s one of the most powerful things on my blog. make it known worldwide guys. 

(Source: sixpenceee, via noraller)

pearlgirl710:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

you missed the opportunity to say “egg-cellent” Denny’s i am ashamed of you

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spevinkacey:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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